Rozhodla jsem se vás vzdělávat. Lekce první: Tomáš Přidal- Lampy
I decided to educate you. First lesson: Tomáš Přidal- Lamps

[my terrible english translation]
He's not exactly thrilled when someone dances with his lamp. Because he loves her too much. Her construction is on a slender leg, which is covered with silky cloth. He is concerned about the mere idea of some drunk men who could touch her, yet he can not refuse when some of them come to the table to ask her for dance. Well...Could I have...Er...So if you...Have anything against...Er...Could I dance with your lamp...??? Fuck. FUCK. Cafe is full of guys with lamps and he must choose just his.